Title: Drabbles #2
Pairings: Ryopi, Pin, Ryopin
Genre: various
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own those guys only in my imagination.
Summary: Few conversation about stupidity and about friendship xD


 

Crossword (pin)

“Pi! Which woman fought during the Middle Ages?”

“There was no one. Only men fought.”

“But I have it in my crossword! Four letters!”

“Oh… Joan D'Arc?”

“That one fit…”

“Jin… I’m afraid of asking but what you wanted write?”

“Xena?”

“... and you wonder why I call you Bakanishi…”



Camping (ryopin)

Ryo was alone in Tokyo. It was a summer and Pi went camping… with Jin. Ryo would go with them but he had his work. It wasn’t like he cursed his friends but he needed a rest too.

He was asleep when his phone woke him up. One message that scared him to death. So he dialed familiar number and waited for answer. The longest seconds in his life.

“Hello?”

“Pi! Are you ok?”

“Eh? Ryo-chan? Why?”

“Because you wrote ‘We crashed’!”

“Oh… Hehe… My mistake… We pitched a tent!”

“Pi…”

“Ryo-chan? Are you there?”

“I hope that some bears will eat you both! Or maybe you will get lost in forest… Just go and die!”



Friends (pin)

“Jin... Except me… Do you even have any friends?”

“Yup! All Seasons!”



Chatting (pin)

jinsamathemaster ™: What are you doing?

piheartsyou: I just connected speech synthesizer and it’s reading what you wrote!

jinsamathemaster ™: Are you alone?

piheartsyou: Nope. Mum is in next to me.

jinsamathemaster ™: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!



A rhetorical question (pin)

“Jin. Come immediately.”

“For what?”

“Are you stupid?”

“Why?”

“Mum went to my grandparents and I’m alone.”

“I don’t get it… If your mum left, then why am I stupid?”



Lessons (ryopi)

It was during "Kurosagi" when Pi had to learn English. Maybe not learn grammar and all, but at least he should be able to speak without funny accent. He got his own tutor and Ryo was wondering, why the hell Yamashita, so willingly, was going on those lessons.

"How’s your tutor?”

“Sweet!”

“Oh?”

“Pretty cool, handsome, nice… but he was staring on my chest…”

“Probably he thought: ‘So big! Maybe he’s a women?’”

“… don’t talk to me.”



Force of nature (ryopin)

Calls from Jin always equaled danger but Ryo was in good mood so he picked the phone.

“Ryo-chan! It’s amazing!

“What?”

“Steam can defeat anything!”

“Jin… did you watched a shopping channel? Again?”

“No! Look… Pi came to the dishwasher, he opened it and steam burst at his face! Then he staggered, stumbled over broom and fell heavily to the ground! I’m taking him to the hospital right now!”



Flirt (ryopi)

“Pi, what did I told you about flirting? You can’t!”

“Oh, come on… Flirting isn’t a form of infidelity. It’s nothing!”

“For you, yes. In my opinion you just slept with him.”



Crisis (ryopin)

They were all sitting in Ryo’s living room. Ryo couldn’t understand why they were there, eating on the floor and spreading that damn food all over the carpet. He almost ignored them but something caught his attention…

“… and I’m telling you Jin! My relationship with Ryo-chan are going through a crisis…”

“Pi… poor thing... What crisis?”

“Yamashita! What ‘relationships’? “

“You see? He’s like that non stop…”



The strongest (pin)

“I was thinking...”

“Right…”

“… that normal hats are much more sturdy than helmets.”

“Please, don’t finish…”

“But if you will throw helmet from 13th floor, it will be destroyed and hat will be ok!’

“Jin… Why you even thought about it?”

“Oh… I wanted to ride on my bike but I can’t find my helmet…”